Struggles of a gamer who happens to be a GIRL..

Struggles of a gamer who happens to be a girl.

01. You can't take a photograph (doesn't matter how you are dressed) with your controller, headset or new video game because automatically it is assumed that you don't know how to play. That you are simply doing it for attention.. it can't possibly be because you enjoy taking photographs and your prop so happened to be something that deals with one of your favorite past times.

02. Now let's go total opposite of that. If you prove that you can actually game, you are either accused of being a young boy that has yet to go through puberty ('cause there is no way that a female could actually beat you) or a gay male. It's not possible that you are pretty and can play decent.

03. As soon as you walk into Gamestop (doesn't matter how busy they are) you are targeted by each employee there. It's like you walked into some forbidden territory and they feel the need to follow your every movement. Not only do they feel the need to practically hold your hand throughout your shopping experience, they feel they need to suggest games and change how they communicate with you. I do understand what a RPG, FPS or MMO is. You don't need to 'dumb' it down.

04. You are stalked whenever you decide to play an online game; simply because your character is a female. It doesn't even matter that you have yet to speak a word. Are boys really that desperate?

05. Let's go back to online gaming for a second here. We don't out of decent looking characters.. I'm not asking for anything more than what you already do for the male characters. Let's talk about GTAV for a second here. Incredible game.. beautiful graphics, amazing cars. The female characters in storyline actually look like females. Moving onto the online gaming, the male characters are actually decent looking. They have fashionable clothing, decent hair and a proper physique. The females.. they look like a man, most of them are amazons. They have generic ass clothing, hairstyles that don't flatter their already manly physique. Then with their update of High Life -- totally got nothing. The newest update was a bit better, but please.. we still look nothing like the male characters. Pull it together, Rockstar.

06. You feel the need to not talk. You know that once you do, you will be having everyone deciding that they want to be your friend. That or they will begin the arrogant process saying thing like, "You don't belong gaming. You belong in the kitchen." Here, let me troll the fuck out of you until you shut the hell up because I'm still a better shot than you.

- I've received a bit of bad feedback from this post.
You know what? Y'all can suck it. Thanks..

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