So, I composed this list before realizing that there was a meme in which women composed a list. I just hope that my list doesn't have the same facts, but in all reality, it may.
Let's get right to it, shall we?
01. You can't wear a cami or a tank top without spilling all over. In which everyone always assumes that you are just trash with no class. No, I'm just 'hot' like the rest of you.
02. Boob fat (as I call it) occurs. You know that area by your armpit, so fucking attractive.. not. Makes you wish that you had fake tits because you wouldn't have that.
03. Bikini? Yeah, forget about it. If you are lucky enough to find a top that fits (here's the kicker, you still need to be able to afford it), you will still look like the neighborhood slut. Not to mention, the straps come easily untied so you always have to worry about popping out.
04. You have to wear larger shirts just so you don't get stares from women and men alike.
05. Finding a bra is like a treasure hunt. Not easy as because you don't have a treasure map that tells you were you can find the perfect fit and be able to afford it.
06. Oh, you like to run? Got to wear at least two or three sport bras for enough support -- and to not give yourself a black eye or two.
07. Back and neck pains are frequent.
08. You get asked if you've ever thought of a breast reduction from family and strangers alike. It's kind of like asking a child if they want candy. The answer is YES. It's always yes.
09. Built in bras? Forget about those. They never work; they don't give support and you are practically showing off your tits to the world.
10. Guys assume you will let them titty fuck you. Kudos for them for asking about it though
11. Women get envious and sometimes down right mean (Oh, I'm a slut because I have tits and you don't? Okaaay). Like I have anything to do with the fact that you have no tits.
12. Push up bras? I'd suggest not wearing them unless you want to suffocate on your own knockers. -- Now, I know that this is probably every guy's fantasy but it isn't for me.
13. Stairs are always interesting as well. You can't go too fast without them bouncing everywhere, forget about doing more than one at a time.
14. I always laugh when people say, "Put those away" both on comments and in person. Okay, where am I suppose to put them? My back pocket??
15. You have cleavage no matter what you do, you don't need to press anything together.
16. You wear a bra to bed in fears of gravity.. hell, I would shower in it if I could. I want to avoid the 'sag' at all costs; dun want no Grandma titties.
17. Hoodies, they are your best friend. It doesn't matter what the weather is outside, you go right for the hoodie. It's like your protective blanket.
18. Was I the only one that was embarrassed by them? I was a C-Cup by the time that I was in sixth grade, most of the girls at that time were still in training bras. I wouldn't change in front of anyone - locker rooms? You'd find me in the stall changing.
19. Pancake titties! You know when you lay down on your back and they just jiggle there way above in attempt to me flat, spreading off to the sides. Probably just another reason you will want to not lay on your back in front of a potential hook-up.
20. Clothes shopping.. ack. I love to hate it. It's even worse when you need to venture over to the plus size (let's get real here, girls.. we all hate to admit that we have to go to this side) just to find a shirt that fits your chest decently, then it's back over to juniors for your bottoms. And, let me just say that the fashion is not there for plus size tops. Get with it, world. How do all these fake ass celebrity bitches do it? Oh, that's right. They have stylists that make their clothing.
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